
Yüksel Arslan, Arture, 212, D Effects 56 (Islamic Arts). Source: sibelbugdayci.wordpress.com
capitalism is an extremely contagious virus
communicable by primitive accumulation.
Its chief symptom is the belief that every problem –
including infection with the virus itself – is
curable by the profit motive.
—The Book of Derivatives®
the future is
the exploitation of the
net present value
of the past
—The Book of Derivatives®
This legal notice filled the latest issue of The Loiterdale Loss-Leader, a free, limited-circulation South Florida newspaper, in its entirety:
Know ye all men by these presents, that the following brief has been filed in United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida —
Reply brief
Motion to dismiss
Cross motion
Order to Show Cause
&
Request for summary judgment
plus
*Four (4) Special Notes of Historical Interest*
Guillermo Telles, aka Guillermo Tell, aka Bill Tell, aka Wild Billy Tell (hereinafter TELL), a naturalized citizen of the United States born in Buenos Aires, Argentina and currently living in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, representing himself pro se, does aver and assert: